1. Hover around the espresso machines and lean over the side of the wall. This is my work area, I don't want you watching every move I do. I assure you, your drink will be okay.
2. Try and get freebies. Look. I understand. We all want a little free stuff now and then, and if you're a cool guy or gal I'll be happy to add a couple more sprinkles or maybe an inch of whip, but if you try and lie, or worse, force the happy little 'accidents' they're not gonna happen anymore.
3. Stick your drink in front of me. This is the most rude and horrible thing you can do. See way 2, if you're sticking it there you probably want something from me free. This is the absolute worse way to go about doing this. Seriously, you paid for what you got, leave.
Three Ways to make your Barista happy:
1. Roads clearing up.
2. A new song.
3. A cute girlfriend to cook dinner for.
Caribou coffee can be a drag sometimes, but it's work and money is what makes my wheels go round. Tonite is looking up and tomorrow I get to speak to some kids about art, so that's pretty slick. We'll see if Mr. Smith can impart some knowledge on the youth of today.
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